Jokes

Girl:- How much you love me ?
Boy:- Like Shajahan !
Girl:- Then, When will you build a TajMahal ?
Boy:- I have already bought a land. I am waiting for your death...
Girl:- !!!!...


A Student attached a 100 Rupees note on his test paper and wrote, 'Re.1 for 1 mark' a sincere sardar was the valuator. He sent back the remaining 80 Rupees change !!!


One Sardar walking on a road, saw a black particle on middle of road. He touched and tasted that, and said ' CHEE SAANI... NALLAVELA MIDHIKKALA'...


One Sardar got Computer Job. 1st day he worked till evening. Boss was happy and asked what you did today?
Sardar:- Keyboard alphabets are not in right order. I made it correct !!!